Georgian Freakout

So the would be NATO member Georgia staged yet another freakout concerning their "Russian threat". This was similar to the "War of The Worlds" radio show, only instead of Martians we're talking Russians. We already have enough dependent small countries who want the U.S. to fix various real and imagined grievances, ie Israel, Tibet, Armenia, the Baltics, and the list goes on and on. Memo to these places: We are fucking broke and we need all our weapons to fight each other. Come back if there are any of us left